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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.

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“shepherdpie:
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“shepherdpie:
“ As promised, it is (nearly) midnight, and this is my father in my Sniper cosplay.
Is it bad that my dad perfectly fits it, sobs.
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Thank you tf2 heritage post blog...
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As promised, it is (nearly) midnight, and this is my father in my Sniper cosplay.

Is it bad that my dad perfectly fits it, sobs.

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Thank you tf2 heritage post blog for reminding me, 11 years later, that tumblr is still weird about my dad in my sniper cosplay.

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no problemo i’m here to dig up your posts that you made when you were 12

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idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

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They are both the same color

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They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

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Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

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his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey

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